If you’re raped, and it was “legitimate”, then you should see your pregnancy (LOL, you can’t get pregnant from being legitimately raped but we’ll humor you) as a gift from God and give birth to a fetus you don’t want.
But we also don’t want you to be able to lessen your chances of getting pregnant from a “legitimate rape” (even though we know that can’t happen because the Fallopian tubes are spastic LOL) by using birth control which is why we don’t want it covered by any insurance companies anywhere under any circumstances. Oh, and if you ever wanted to have a kid without being raped but needed some help (perhaps because of how violent your illegitimate rape was), we’re gonna outlaw IVF, too.
And should you actually consent to a pregnancy we’re going to impose restrictions on you that will force you to give birth to it even if it’s stillborn because cows do it and we believe women and cows are similar. In addition, you won’t be able to get an abortion if your life is in danger because we know that’s never really warranted because SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY.
Should you bring a child into this world without complications (like you’ll have a choice in carrying to term or not, cause we’ll take away that shit, too, LOL), we don’t want to have to pay for it, so we will remove all social program funding to make sure you won’t have health insurance, WIC, protection from your abuser, or affordable reproductive or prenatal care through Planned Parenthood. Sucks if your rapist requests parental rights, visitation, or custody, too.
And we won’t do anything to make sure you’ll be paid a livable wage or even the same as your male peers so you might actually be able to provide for that gift from God that was conceived in rape because you need to make your rape lemons into lemonade, goddammit.
YOU’RE WELCOME.
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But no, it’s the *Democrats* who reduce uterus owners to their baby-making capacity. SIGHHH. We can just sum up this whole post as “reasons I am a liberal.”
Don’t forget that the Republicans are totally sympathetic to rape victims because having your daughter give birth out of wedlock is just like rape.
